
Your Mocktale is blending as we speak.
I help CPG, Food & Beverage brands craft juicy, hilarious and brilliant brand strategy and copy.
Whether you need a full-blown brand makeover or a few a la carte copy tweaks, I’ve got the perfect recipe.
You’ve Built Something Incredible—So Why Isn’t It Taking Off?
You have a world-class product. The kind of thing that belongs in the hall of fame of innovation—like the Singapore Changi Airport, a Four Seasons suite, or the first iPhone reveal.
But instead of your brand commanding the attention it deserves, it’s getting overlooked. Not because your product isn’t amazing, but because your messaging isn’t matching its greatness.
Want the Good News or the Bad News first? The bad news?
In today’s market, a great product isn’t enough. The business world is noisy, and brands that blend in fade into irrelevance—no matter how good they are. I mean it’s a $5 million industry for a reason.
The good news? That won’t be you. Because I specialize in turning brands into household names. I’ll help you craft messaging so sharp, so full of personality, that people won’t just want your product—they’ll need it.
Signature Sip
Brand message & strategy copy
Starting at $2450
You need to find out what your customers like and how to speak to them. But first, Who are you?
"The Signature Sip," our comprehensive branding and messaging service designed to craft a compelling narrative that resonates with your ideal customer.
This package blends strategy with creativity to deliver a distinctive brand identity that captivates and converts.
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Brand story
Brand personality
Mission statement, tagline, vision statement
Core values
Customer Archetype
Competitor analysis
1 round of revision
90- minute kickoff call
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3-4 weeks
Top Shelf
Brand messaging + Web Copy
Starting at $6300
Top Shelf is a premium copy service designed to elevate your brand and also convert visitors into loyal customers, driving business growth.
I get it, you want to spend more time with me. This package is perfect for keeping brand messaging consistent across all marketing material.
Top Shelf is an all-inclusive copy service designed to meet all your needs. This comprehensive package includes everything from our Signature Sip and, plus expertly crafted content Web Copy.
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Signature Sip package
5 SEO optimized pages
Questionnaire
Market Research
Wireframe or Collab with Designer
90-minute kick off call
2 rounds of revisions
1 hour final call review
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Add on:
Email, In-app or Push notifications
Packaging
Ad copywriting
Taste Tester
Brand Messaging Audit
You have a great Mocktale, but you need a taste tester?
Oh this is my jam.
I’ll take a look at your brand story and personality and we’ll refine it together. This a 75 minute video call paired with feedback, action steps and the perfect recipe to create the perfect Mocktale.
Your online lurkers will know become regulars.
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Market Research
75- minute video website copy audit.
Mini competitor analysis
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Time line varies
Make your own Mocktale
Custom Copy package
Don’t see what you are looking for? Don’t worry, we'll work together on a package that works best for your needs.